But now it's Friday so it's time for Jeff to bring us his news nuggets.

Washington Redskins tight end, Chris Cooley is apologizing to fans after he posted a little too much on his blog. Cooley was naked when he took this photo before a game. It's a picture of his playbook sitting in his lap but he didn't cover a certain part of his anatomy, so we did with the Sunrise logo. The picture has made the rounds in cyberspace.

After looking at the controversial photo and game plan, fans reportedly said: hey look! A button hook left.

Italian model Raffella Fico is hoping to strike it rich by selling her virginity. The price, 1-million Euros or close to 1.5 million dollars. Fico plans to use the money to buy a house and pay for acting lessons.

First of all, how is this not illegal? Secondly, you want to be an actress?

This'll probably land you some roles but not the ones that the academy looks highly upon.

Students at Wichita North High School are breathing easier after authorities thwarted a potential bomb attack.

After overhearing a 16-year-old boy's plan of attack classmates warned police. That tip led them to this home where they found a bomb fuse. That's also where they found the boy's car in the driveway which had a bumper sticker that read: "I Love Explosives."

On a totally unrelated note, Steve's truck now has a bumper sticker on that says, "I Steal Food."

The Department of Homeland Security and the Muppets now have a commen goal: disaster mitigation.

The new "Lets Get Ready" information packet is now available and includes a DVD starring the beloved Grover. On it kids are taught things like the importance of learning parents full names and phone numbers.

Critics say it could be a public relations disaster. If that's the case it'll be brought to you by the letter "H".

And finally the worlds smallest man recently got to meet the woman with the world's longest legs. The two recently appeared in a photo op promoting the new guiness book of world records.

I don't know why they made him sit under her legs but I do thinks it's worth noting that the man looked up the lady's skirt. But at least we know, the world's smallest man is a big pervert.

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