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Jeff's Handsome Haircut Card Print E-mail
Written by Jeff Booth - jbooth@kgmb9.com   
April 14, 2008 09:43 AM

 
If you're a regular watcher of "Sunrise on KGMB9" you may have seen my co-workers make fun of me after I got a bad haircut. I'll admit that I've deserved it from time to time because I have had some doosies. After my last haircut (which I got on the Mainland) I looked like an idiot. Over the weekend my barber was back in town and I was able to get the situation rectified.

In order to avoid any future mishaps I had my wife take some pictures of my new haircut. This way whenever I go to any barber I can show him/her the picture and say, "This is what I want." This will avoid any confusion and I'll always be able to get a trim that works for me.

Now I've got what I jokingly call, "Jeff's Handsome Hair Card". It's laminated so it'll last a good long time. I thought that maybe someday Grace or Steve would want to "upgrade" their style so I made a few extras. When I was making my haircut card I realized I had the entire back of it to write whatever I wanted. If you know me you know when you give Jeff Booth free reign it can be a dangerous thing. I love coming up with outlandish things that I find funny and here's what I wrote:

"THE WEARER OF SUCH A HAIRCUT WILL, BY VIRTUE OF ITS AWESOMENESS, BE AUTOMATICALLY UPGRADED TO THE STATUS OF HANDSOME. IN FACT, SAID WEARER WILL BECOME THE MAYOR OF HANDSOMEVILLE. SUCH HANDSOMENICITY" (pronounced handsome-nicity) "IS LICENSED AND BONDED IN ALL 50 STATES AND RECOGNIZED IN PERPETUITY THROUGHOUT THE UNIVERSE. OFFER IS NON-TRANSFERRABLE TO ALL OTHER STYLES OF HAIRCUT."


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